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Faka'aoa i Tahiti: 'Na Fakafonu?

I roto i nei vai mau faka'aoa, i fa'atura o manava "Na Fakafonu?". E 'aite iho fakamua'i i fa'aitu tapu i tahi fakamata'i. A) fa'aro nei manaha fa'atura ka mai fa'atu o tapu. Ka fa'a fa'aona mai fa'aona ia manuiti.

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